Episode One of the Milnesy & Wivell Show
September 20th
Be ready.
Monday 9 August 2010
Milnesy Welcomes You! - Big Brother whaa?
Greetings to you reader, and welcome to the new official blog of 'The Milnesy and Wivell Show', That both myself and Will decided to create one late night on a Sunday, as we had nothing better to do *cough* I mean, because we love you oh so much!
As i was rattling my brains for ideas, i turned around and noticed i had left my television on. I then noticed that the channel I had left it on was 'Channel 4' and that 'Big Brother Live' was corrupting my screen.
'WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!!?! '
I shouted at the screen, waking my family and the rest of my village from their slumber.
It being live and at 02.00 the only thing being watched was people sleeping.
WHY THE FUCK AIR THIS SHIT?
Who in their right minds would actually sit down to watch a group of people sleep? I'll tell you who.....WANKERS! There is no way that this programme receives enough viewing to validate it remaining on our screens. If it does, then my faith in people has dropped rapidly and normal people everywhere should start getting out the cyanide pills before civilisation collapses due to the fact it's over run by morons.
Scene 1
'Hi Jeff, whatcha doing?'
'Watching Big Brother, but it's better!'
'Jeff, how can this be possible?'
'It's live!'
'It's 2am Jeff, what can they possibly be doing that's remotely interesting to watch?'
'This guy is touching himself'
'........'
'What's wrong Dave?'
'WANKER!'
Anyway, thats all for now!
~Milnesy
As i was rattling my brains for ideas, i turned around and noticed i had left my television on. I then noticed that the channel I had left it on was 'Channel 4' and that 'Big Brother Live' was corrupting my screen.
'WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!!?! '
I shouted at the screen, waking my family and the rest of my village from their slumber.
It being live and at 02.00 the only thing being watched was people sleeping.
WHY THE FUCK AIR THIS SHIT?
Who in their right minds would actually sit down to watch a group of people sleep? I'll tell you who.....WANKERS! There is no way that this programme receives enough viewing to validate it remaining on our screens. If it does, then my faith in people has dropped rapidly and normal people everywhere should start getting out the cyanide pills before civilisation collapses due to the fact it's over run by morons.
Scene 1
'Hi Jeff, whatcha doing?'
'Watching Big Brother, but it's better!'
'Jeff, how can this be possible?'
'It's live!'
'It's 2am Jeff, what can they possibly be doing that's remotely interesting to watch?'
'This guy is touching himself'
'........'
'What's wrong Dave?'
'WANKER!'
Anyway, thats all for now!
~Milnesy
A hearty welcome from the one with the glasses
Well hello there, and welcome to the official blog of The Milnesy & Wivell Show!
On this blog, Mr Milnes and my good self will keep you updated on what's going on with the show. This will include concept art (probably from me), potential material (for which we hope to receive feedback) and the occasional rant (probably from Ross).
Our guests will also be given the opportunity to gain an unjustified sense of self-worth by contributing to the blog. I think we'll probably let them post whatever they like (within reason), so goodness knows what you'll encounter with them.
So yeah. Essentially, this is an extension of the show, in written form. Unfortunately to all you illiterates out there, this means you will have to stick with just the video material. Hey, don't take your frustration out on whoever is reading this to you - that's just the way it is. Sorry.
Why not visit our YouTube page? Go on. Have a look at the pilot episode. Get in the mood for Series 1, coming to your screens in September. We'll keep you posted on that. I promise.
Bon appetit!
Will
On this blog, Mr Milnes and my good self will keep you updated on what's going on with the show. This will include concept art (probably from me), potential material (for which we hope to receive feedback) and the occasional rant (probably from Ross).
Our guests will also be given the opportunity to gain an unjustified sense of self-worth by contributing to the blog. I think we'll probably let them post whatever they like (within reason), so goodness knows what you'll encounter with them.
So yeah. Essentially, this is an extension of the show, in written form. Unfortunately to all you illiterates out there, this means you will have to stick with just the video material. Hey, don't take your frustration out on whoever is reading this to you - that's just the way it is. Sorry.
Why not visit our YouTube page? Go on. Have a look at the pilot episode. Get in the mood for Series 1, coming to your screens in September. We'll keep you posted on that. I promise.
Bon appetit!
Will
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