Greetings to you reader, and welcome to the new official blog of 'The Milnesy and Wivell Show', That both myself and Will decided to create one late night on a Sunday, as we had nothing better to do *cough* I mean, because we love you oh so much!
As i was rattling my brains for ideas, i turned around and noticed i had left my television on. I then noticed that the channel I had left it on was 'Channel 4' and that 'Big Brother Live' was corrupting my screen.
'WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!!?! '
I shouted at the screen, waking my family and the rest of my village from their slumber.
It being live and at 02.00 the only thing being watched was people sleeping.
WHY THE FUCK AIR THIS SHIT?
Who in their right minds would actually sit down to watch a group of people sleep? I'll tell you who.....WANKERS! There is no way that this programme receives enough viewing to validate it remaining on our screens. If it does, then my faith in people has dropped rapidly and normal people everywhere should start getting out the cyanide pills before civilisation collapses due to the fact it's over run by morons.
Scene 1
'Hi Jeff, whatcha doing?'
'Watching Big Brother, but it's better!'
'Jeff, how can this be possible?'
'It's live!'
'It's 2am Jeff, what can they possibly be doing that's remotely interesting to watch?'
'This guy is touching himself'
'........'
'What's wrong Dave?'
'WANKER!'
Anyway, thats all for now!
~Milnesy
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